hello hello, my name is matthias (ma-tye-is), but on the world wide web i go by bee. gotta be wary with the world wide spiders around... anyway, i'm a teenage trans boy (he/they) who's a writer and artist for over ten years now, a rookie website designer & modder (not professionally ofc), and an aspiring clinical neuropsychologist! thanks for checking out my site, lmk if you find any bugs cause this place is practically held together by glue and prayers ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ
this site is a work-in-progress and will likely always be. i want to add as much whimsy as i can, so i'll add things when i see fit! this is my first coding project (unless you count modding a 3ds, straw pages, or making scratch games), and i am in no way a professional, so please bare with me if it's a disorganized mess. i also have to add more things to fill the gap whenever i add stuff to the sidebar so the list gets added to a lot. maybe i'll add something more interesting someday, who knows... the home page is a bit boring as well, so maybe check out the other pages?
anyway, here's some fun facts about yours truly! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
despite this website being themed around mikoto kayano from milgram, my favorite character across all media is touya todoroki/dabi from my hero academia! mikoto just happens to be one of my favorite milgram characters and fitting of the theme i wanted.
i have olfactory-visual synesthesia, which is a fancy way to say that i see things when i smell them; for me, that's colors and shapes that i see specifically.
my favorite animal is the serval cat, with red pandas as a close second!
i've been doing theatre for roughly seven years now.
i was born on labor day!
for whatever reason, i have a strange obsession with watergate. i love 19th-20th century history in general, especially the world wars and queer history, but i have some fascination with watergate specifically that i cannot describe.
i have a pet rock. his name is dwayne.
the name of this website stems from the song faineant girl by weevildoing! faineant is a french word meaning a lazy, idle, or inefficent person who avoids work or responsibility. that song helped me through a lot, hence why i chose to make my url a reference to it!
i love concerts! my first concert was ghost on july 25th, 2025 ^^
i hate polle from mouthwashing. i was stuck on the storage room segment for an hour and a half and i will never forgive that godforsaken horse. when i catch that horrid horse i swear to god
although my current hyperfixation as of making this site in feb 2026 is coding, i also absolutely adore figure skating! my favorite figure skater is alysa liu, and i aim to start figure skating myself sometime soon.
